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Title: Little House of Savages - Part 13: Christmas Eve

Pairing or Characters: Dan/Jones

Summary: Christmas Eve with Aunt Charlotte

Word Count: This part: 2560-ish (Total thus far: 30280-ish)

Rating: PG-13 (a few swears, some implied/non-graphic sexual content)

Warnings:  mention of parental death, angst-ish

Disclaimer: These boys are not actually mine.  I mean to make no money from this.  I have just a massive headcanon that I can't seem to keep to myself.

Author’s Notes:   As you may or may not know, I underwent some personal hardships and tumultuous life events that have made posting more difficult in recent months.  I seem to be back now and feeling good and looking forward to knocking this out.  More than ever before, Kelsey is a godsend of a beta.  Also, thank you to anyone who is still checking this sad little blog and regularly looking for updates.  I can't begin to express to you how much I appreciate your comments and encouragement and the fact that you bother to read my nonsense at all.  Thank you, thank you, thank you.

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Title: Little House of Savages - Part 12: A New Normal

Pairing or Characters: Dan/Jones

Summary: The boys adjust to life together and get ready for the holidays

Word Count: This part: 2765-ish (Total thus far: 27720-ish)

Rating: PG-13, mainly because of swears and vague mentions of prior sexytimes

Warnings:  mention of parental death, the slightest of angsts (barely), public drunkenness

Disclaimer: These boys are not actually mine.  I mean to make no money from this.  I have just a massive headcanon that I can't seem to keep to myself.

Author’s Notes:   As always, Kelsey is a wonderful beta, encourager, supporter, and friend.  And thank you all for sticking with me through my madness and sporadic updates.  It may be slow going, but I won't let you down.  I will see this through to the end.  I love you guys.  I still can't believe you actually like this.  Thank you.

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Title: Little House of Savages - Part 11: At Charlotte’s

Pairing or Characters: Dan/Jones

Summary: In which the boys tell Charlotte and Jones finally deals with his parents’ death.

Word Count: This part: 3680-ish (Total thus far: 24955-ish)

Rating: Mostly R, with a few NC-17 bits

Warnings:  mention of parental death, emotional turmoil, dude-on-dude action (but if you’re opposed to that, what are you even doing here?)

Disclaimer: These boys are not actually mine.  I mean to make no money from this.  I have just a lot of ideas that I need to get out of my head before it explodes in a fiery ball of sexual frustration.

Author’s Notes:   As always, Kelsey is a wonderful beta and friend.  Thank you all for reading my insanity

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Title: Little House of Savages - Part 10: Coming Out

Pairing or Characters: Dan/Jones

Summary: In which the boys go to a Halloween party and let their friends know about their new arrangement.

Word Count: This part: 1800-ish (Total thus far: 21270-ish)

Rating: Mostly R, with a few NC-17 bits at the end

Warnings:  general awkwardness (surely you’ve come to expect that by now), a brief mention of Hitler, some swears, and a bit of guy-on-guy lovin’ (although if you’re against that last one, I’m not really sure why you’re here…)

Disclaimer: These boys are not actually mine.  I mean to make no money from this.  I have just a lot of ideas that I need to get out of my head before it explodes in a fiery ball of sexual frustration.

Author’s Notes:   As always, I hope the boys can continue to live up to your expectations.  I still cannot believe that people actually want to read my drivel.  Thank you all.  Also, thanks again to Kelsey, who is a fan-flipping-tastic beta.  I appreciate her long big time.


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Title: Little House of Savages - Part 9: Their First Time

Pairing or Characters: Dan/Jones

Summary: The date goes well.  Very well.  Come on, you know what’s coming next.

Word Count: This part: 1935-ish (Total thus far: 19920-ish)

Rating: NC-17

Warnings:  more cheesy romance, some swears, awkward (but hopefully still hot?) first-time homosexual action

Disclaimer: I want this to be canon so badly that it hurts.  But it’s not. These characters do not belong to me, and I seek to make no money from this pathetic drivel.  Please don’t sue me.  I only do this because I love you.  I just have a really creepy way of showing it.  I’ll apologize for that if you’d like me to lie.

Author’s Notes:  It would have been cruel of me to keep you all waiting another month for this installment.  I mean, I love a juicy dangler as much as the next girl (phrasing), but I don’t think I could keep you hanging on that one for too long without a riot on my hands.  As always, I hope the boys can continue to live up to your expectations.  I still cannot believe that people actually want to read my drivel.  Thank you all.  Also, thanks again to Kelsey, who ended up beta-ing this chapter twice because I am indecisive and let this sit on a shelf for long enough that it needed revisiting.


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Title: Little House of Savages - Part 8: The Date Night

Pairing or Characters: Dan/Jones

Summary: The boys adjust to day-to-day life and make an important decision.  Then they go on a date.

Word Count: This part: 2730-ish (Total thus far: 17980-ish)

Rating: PG-13

Warnings:  a few minor swears, awkward discussions about first-time gay sex, cheesy romance

Disclaimer: I want this to be canon so badly that it hurts.  But it’s not. These characters do not belong to me, and I seek to make no money from this pathetic drivel.  Please don’t sue me.  I only do this because I love you.

Author’s Notes:  I am a despicable human being who has neglected this for far too long.  I apologize.  Thank you to everyone who has stuck with the story thus far.  I hope my absence hasn’t turned you away forever.  I hope the boys can continue to live up to your expectations.  Kelsey is, as always, a great help to me as a beta and an encourager.  Thanks, lady.

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Title: Little House of Savages - Part 7: The Morning After

Pairing or Characters: Dan/Jones 

Summary: The boys deal with the aftermath of Jones' birthday.

Word Count: This part: 3180-ish (Total thus far: 15250-ish)

Rating: R (to be safe)

Warnings:  some swears, reminiscing about hot and heavy good times (but not too explicit)

Disclaimer: If I owned Dan and Jones, all of this would be canon by now.  Unfortunately, they still belong to Morris and Brooker and Barratt and Fielding (who, I might add, aren’t even using them). I’m making no money off of this. Please don't sue me. I just want to love you and play with your characters like paper dolls (since you won’t).

Author’s Notes:  Kelsey remains an excellent beta.  Thanks to her and Emmelie both for helping me to get out of my head and into Jones' a little bit more.  Also, sorry for the massive delay between chapters.  My life has been a shambles, and I ended up basically rewriting this chapter twice before I liked it enough to post it.


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Title: Little House of Savages - Part 6: The Moment We’ve All Been Waiting For (Sort Of)

Pairing or Characters: Dan/Jones  

Summary: Dan finds out why Jones isn’t wearing any trousers.  Then... neither of them is. After that, there's lots and lots of talking (mostly on Jones' part) and generally freaking the hell out (mostly on Dan's part).

Word Count: This part: 3020-ish (Total thus far: 12070-ish)

Rating: R

Warnings:  some swears, hot and heavy good times (but not too explicit)

Disclaimer: If I owned Dan and Jones, all of this would be canon by now.  Unfortunately, they still belong to Morris and Brooker and Barratt and Fielding (who, I might add, aren’t even using them). I’m making no money off of this. Please don't sue me. I just want to love you and play with your characters like paper dolls (since you won’t).

Author’s Notes:  I might have mentioned it before, but Kelsey is awesome.  Thanks for helping me soften Dan’s edges a bit.  :)


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Title: Little House of Savages - Part 5: Jones’ Birthday

Pairing or Characters: Dan/Jones

Summary: Jones is legal now, so ... party down. 

Word Count: This part: 2400-ish (Total thus far: 9050-ish)

Rating: R

Warnings: A fair number of swears, some mention of boobies, vague talk of past sexual experiences, and fake orgasm noises.

Disclaimer: If I owned Dan and Jones, all of this would be canon by now.  Unfortunately, they still belong to Morris and Brooker and Barratt and Fielding (who, I might add, aren’t even using them). I’m making no money off of this. Please don't sue me. I just want to love you and play with your characters like paper dolls (since you won’t).

Author’s Notes:  I owe beta credit for this part (and all the others) to the lovely Kelsey.  I’m sorry I keep spoiling all the best parts for you and taking way too long to pass things on after cliffhangers!  You are the best!  (I did look up the lap dance thing.  You were right; though it’s still more expensive than you might have thought.)



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Title: Little House of Savages - Part 4: Flatmates

Pairing or Characters: Dan/Jones

Summary: In which we see the boys in their natural cohabitat and Dan accidentally overhears Jones wanking.  Awkwardness ensues. (Would you have expected anything else?)

Word Count: This part: 1435-ish (Total thus far: 6665)

Rating: R

Warnings: Some swears, voyeuristic wanking, a vague reference to het sex, sexual confusion/frustration.

Disclaimer: Dan and Jones still belong to Morris and Brooker (and Barratt and Fielding). I’m making no money off of this. Please don't sue me. I just want to love you and play with your characters like paper dolls.

Author’s Notes:  I owe beta credit for this part (and all the others) to the lovely Kelsey.


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